Petition to nominate Michael Jackson for the Nobel Peace Prize

Dear Norwegian Nobel Committee, We the undersigned, would like to nominate legendary performing artist and global humanitarian Michael Jackson for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize. He was and will continue to be one of the most famous, and influential men on earth.....   From SondraK   Hey, don't laugh, they gave one to Al Gore for making a science fiction film made to look like a documentary!   Apparently this work of fiction, (as it was substantially revealed to be in a British court when it was found that it wasn't suitable for showing in schools without a warning that it contained serious factual errors), singlehandedly ended a whole series of wars that hadn't even happened yet, fought over things that may or may not happen caused by something that may or may not happen, sometime in the future. Maybe.   So, if that's all it takes to win a Nobel Peace Prize, Michael Jackson has as equally strong a case.   And really, in these enlightened times we live in, the fact that he was a pederast is neither here nor there is it?

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