Sweet! Okay, it's a "jolly jape," but we do live in world where nutcases actually do buy carbon credits for their pets' farts!
Andrew Bolt
Sunday, June 07, 2009 at 11:36am
A personal methane collector for the climate catastrophist in your life. An essential gift especially for greens of the mung-beans-eating kind. Extras include a free plastic hose and instructions on where to put it. Order now!
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Note that the kit comes with a shutoff valve but not the, ummm, insert, as the inventor anticipates "...some IDIOT will try to stick this thing up their rear end, nose, ears, or mouth. (lawyer stuff)" Frequently environmental extremists achieve unintended levels of hilarity, but the creator of the Personal Methane Collection system is writing with tongue firmly in cheek.
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