Remember, Don't Shave Your Crotch and Drive

So ladies, if you're driving to meet your boyfriend for some sexitime action, and you think to yourself "Oh mah gah, I didn't shave my lady region," what should you do? A) pull over and find the nearest rest stop and shave your crotchal region in the bathroom; B) Say "fuck it! Love me, love my hairy coot." or C) Tell your ex-husband who happens to be sitting in the passenger seat to take the wheel so that you can shave while you're in the driver's seat. Well, one idiotic Floridian chose the least sensible of the options: Read the rest at Angry Black Lady Chronicles, where there is a hairy treat awaiting you (don't worry, it's not what you think).

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